We love Angela. Did we mention we love Angela? We also love it when she mixes up her expressions… just a tiny bit… or more.
"If you eat it all in one bite, it's only one piece of cake."
"Whenever you butt into someone else's business, your grass doesn't get any greener... or whatever."
"I don't know nothing, about nothing, but I do know this."
"You don't have your receipt? Well you're just AOL."
"If the hat does not fit, you must acquit."
"Yeah! Like a bull in a china cabinet."
"It's time to face the bad music."
"Party like you want to."
"I'm not going to let a piece of pie go by."
"My brain just farted and left the building."
"If we're gonna chase that rabbit hole..."
"Failure to plan on your part, does not reflect a discount on our part."
"We don't beat people up to slam them down!"
"When was the last time you did something for the first time?" (Thanks, Terry!)
"Sometimes you just have to lie to keep from crying."
"If it's not under someone's doorknob, it's never going to happen."
"Just 'cause a cat has biscuits in the oven, don't make 'em Texans."
"It's under the T.Q."
"She worked like a hog, like a horse, like a hog-horse...Or whatever."
"If you get back to us by Tuesday, we can give you a hamburger tomorrow."
"Wow! He's livin' life in the good lane!"
"Cross 'em if you got 'em."
"We are committed. Or we should be."
"I think we're almost ready to get completely started on that."
"That was all biting teeth."
"I'm the kettle, call me black."
"I'm really sad about what's-his-face."
"I need to brush off my polite skills."
"You have to give him a 'T' for trying."
"I don't know. It's telepathetic."
"I'm not hard, but my mind is."